Please, come in. Sit down.
Thank you. What can I do for you today?
Well doctor, it seems my allergies are acting up again.
Are you on some medication? Yes, I’m using medroxyprogesterone.
A drug with such a long name. Must be quite a mouthful.
Please, doctor, I’m allergic to puns. That’s a terrible cough you’ve got. Consumption
be done about it? Doctor, please, help me.
Did you have eggs for breakfast? Eggs?
Yes, you’re full of yokes. It’s too punny. You’re killing me.
Now you’re doing it. Nothing but pun and games. Oh my goodness. That was a grave allergy,
wasn’t it? Grave allergy.
I’m such a joke, oh dear. I’m so funny.