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Doctor’s Orders – SNL


>>>WELL, I HAVE THE FIRST GOOD
NEWS IN WEEKS. THE INFECTION STOPPED SPREADING,
YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE A FULL RECOVERY.
WE ALMOST LOST YOU CHAD.>>OKAY.
>>I HAVE TO SAY, I AM GOING TO MISS YOU, CHAD.
>>OKAY.>>AND I’VE –JUST SAY IT THEN,
I THINK I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU, CHAD.
>>OKAY.>>YOU MUST HAVE A MILLION
THOUGHTS RACING THROUGH YOUR MIND.
YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU, I JUST
WANT TO CLIMB IN THAT BED AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOU.
>>NICE.>>BUT WE CAN’T.
>>OH, OKAY.>>I’M YOUR DOCTOR FOR GOD
SAKES.>>OKAY.
BUT I MUST CONFESS, I HAVE FANTASIZED ABOUT LAYING ON YOUR
CHEST WHILE YOU PLAY WITH MY HAIR, TALKING ABOUT OUR LIVES,
OUR HOPES, OUR DREAMS –>>I PEED.
>>I UNDERSTAND IF YOU THINK THAT MY ARGUMENT LACKS VALIDITY.
>>HA HA. TITTY.
>>IT COULD NEVER HAPPEN. I WOULD BE FIRED FOR BECOMING
INVOLVED WITH A PATIENT. IS IT CRAZY I WOULD BE WILLING
TO RISK MY ENTIRE CAREER TO BE WITH YOU, CHAD?
CHAD? CHAD, COULD YOU PLEASE COME BACK
HERE FOR A MOMENT?>>OH, OKAY.
>>I’M A DOCTOR. I LISTEN TO HEARTS EVERY DAY.
IT’S TIME I LISTEN TO MY OWN. IT WANTS YOU, CHAD.
OH GOD, IT’S RACING RIGHT NOW.>>YO IS THAT A ZIT OR A HERPE?
>>I THINK IT IS A LITTLE INGROWN HAIR.
>>DOPE.>>NOW GET SOME SLEEP, YOUNG
MAN. AND DREAM ABOUT ME.
DOCTOR’S ORDERS.>>OKAY.
>>AND CHAD — [ KNOCKING ]
YOU KNOW, I NEVER ASKED HOW HE GOT SICK?
>>OH, HIS FRIEND DARED HIM TO EAT A DOG TURD.
♪♪♪>>GOD, THAT’S SEXY.
>>OKAY.

100 Comments

  1. Christopher Davis
    Christopher Davis June 2, 2019

    Everyone loves Chad. Chad's the man.

  2. Mystic
    Mystic June 3, 2019

    ok

  3. Will French
    Will French June 4, 2019

    CHAD IS MY IDOL I LOVE HIM ❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂

  4. jujitsujew23
    jujitsujew23 June 4, 2019

    is the chad thing a dig at incels? if so, thats hilarious

  5. Alexa
    Alexa June 4, 2019

    A herpe

  6. Erik
    Erik June 4, 2019

    We almost lost you Chad
    OkaY

  7. iwolchuckup
    iwolchuckup June 4, 2019

    Chad

  8. Another User
    Another User June 5, 2019

    … o.k.

  9. Paul Douglas
    Paul Douglas June 6, 2019

    "You must have a million thoughts racing through your mind"….. blank stare.

  10. Mikey LaFave
    Mikey LaFave June 7, 2019

    Am I the only one who doesn't think this Chad bit is not fucking funny at all.

  11. Big Swings
    Big Swings June 8, 2019

    Heh titty

  12. Hungarian Party Anthems
    Hungarian Party Anthems June 9, 2019

    very mildly amusing for about 10 seconds. Depressing that it goes on for several minutes.

  13. Brad  Owens
    Brad Owens June 9, 2019

    This skit brought me so many laughs when I was in the hospital.

  14. MrRynRules
    MrRynRules June 10, 2019

    They should have a Chad and Kyle crossover episode.

  15. cupcakepower
    cupcakepower June 10, 2019

    Why is the okay boy always so lucky?

    Because this is a movie and he is the MC

  16. gp g
    gp g June 11, 2019

    pete got his chance in snl through recommendations…probably.

  17. Aryaman Sharma
    Aryaman Sharma June 11, 2019

    Jessica Chastain looks like a female Eddie Redmayne

  18. titus saha
    titus saha June 12, 2019

    This is funny? Ok.

  19. E G
    E G June 14, 2019

    0:55 noice

  20. Malachi Wesseh
    Malachi Wesseh June 15, 2019

    Nobody: Chad: ok

  21. GavinPlayz
    GavinPlayz June 16, 2019

    ok

  22. Cherrytartart Gacha
    Cherrytartart Gacha June 17, 2019

    Chad just has a certain unresistible charm 😂😂🤣😂😂😂👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 these skits are my favorite SNL ones

  23. Michael C.
    Michael C. June 17, 2019

    Oh ok…….every millenial

  24. Huh Vuy
    Huh Vuy June 18, 2019

    LMFAO, “OKEY”

  25. Jonas Damion
    Jonas Damion June 20, 2019

    I love this palpable romance of this, are romantic movies like this?

  26. Zac Sweeney
    Zac Sweeney June 20, 2019

    It's gonna be so sad when Pete Davidson gets fired. Who will laugh at themselves while making mediocre-at-best jokes during Weekend Update bits then?

  27. Kaity Mcgarigle
    Kaity Mcgarigle June 21, 2019

    Chads first word when he was a baby “ok”

  28. Kaity Mcgarigle
    Kaity Mcgarigle June 21, 2019

    Hehe titty

  29. Jah Prime
    Jah Prime June 22, 2019

    Nope

  30. alicia mcstink
    alicia mcstink June 23, 2019

    chads script:
    okay
    okay
    okay
    noice
    oh okay
    okay
    i peed
    hehe titty
    oh okay
    yo is that a zit or a herpe
    okay
    snoring
    disembodied okay

  31. Whom Yeet
    Whom Yeet June 26, 2019

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE SAID "OK" FUCKING SPECTACULAR SNL

  32. Zoe Rae
    Zoe Rae July 1, 2019

    Ok but what is there a stripper pole in the middle of the floor

  33. BNH DELUXE
    BNH DELUXE July 1, 2019

    “Ok”
    “My bad”
    “All good”
    “Noice”
    “Oh ok”

  34. Carmen Harrison
    Carmen Harrison July 2, 2019

    Ok.

  35. Allison
    Allison July 2, 2019

    “God, that’s sexy.” 😂

  36. Anushka Sarkar
    Anushka Sarkar July 7, 2019

    oKAy

  37. Angeltwin Otakustyle
    Angeltwin Otakustyle July 8, 2019

    What is Chad's last name? 😂😂😂
    Just Chad.

  38. dugfriendly
    dugfriendly July 9, 2019

    She’s so beautiful it messes with my mind.

  39. Sin Unknown
    Sin Unknown July 10, 2019

    Danm she's so hot… fapp fapp fapp fapp fapp fapp…

  40. doctorjae75
    doctorjae75 July 10, 2019

    Jessica Cheststain, gosh was a beauty.

  41. Johnzen03
    Johnzen03 July 10, 2019

    Yep. This is what SNL has devolved to. Oof.

  42. Tiago Magalhaes
    Tiago Magalhaes July 11, 2019

    I like her. Very Much.

  43. J. Reynolds
    J. Reynolds July 12, 2019

    That was a very weak skit. Not funny.

  44. Jury C
    Jury C July 12, 2019

    Extent of petes acting skills in one skit.

  45. Sage Markham
    Sage Markham July 13, 2019

    is that a zit or a herpe

    is the singular of heroes herpe? is that a thing?

  46. CarlosEdu
    CarlosEdu July 13, 2019

    Sexy woman

  47. Bodhi Soham
    Bodhi Soham July 13, 2019

    i have got a crush on chad.. his eyes are ………………..ummmm

  48. Imran Ali
    Imran Ali July 13, 2019

    Jessica Chastain is the hottest woman on earth.

  49. Junior Shah
    Junior Shah July 14, 2019

    Okay 🤣🤣

  50. wrinkleneckbass
    wrinkleneckbass July 14, 2019

    If she was my doctor I'd let her check my prostate every day.

  51. Core i9-9900K
    Core i9-9900K July 16, 2019

    Jessica Chastain can lie on my chest all day any day

  52. jake falatko
    jake falatko July 18, 2019

    Ok

  53. Asma Khairul Azman
    Asma Khairul Azman July 20, 2019

    Why is everyone attracted to this dude?
    Never mind, don't answer.

  54. Adam Almazan
    Adam Almazan July 20, 2019

    Is that a zit??? Or a herpes!!!😂😁😂😁😂😁

  55. nigwag lamont
    nigwag lamont July 21, 2019

    we all need to be more like chad

  56. Simply Drug Addict
    Simply Drug Addict July 22, 2019

    Girl: i bet you have million toughts racing trough you're mind
    Pete: noice

  57. Sketching Something Stellar
    Sketching Something Stellar July 22, 2019

    Everyone should be as accepting as chad is

  58. Lamont Simpson
    Lamont Simpson July 26, 2019

    Maybe she can fix his butthole eyes

  59. Drizzy Williams
    Drizzy Williams July 27, 2019

    ok

  60. SOURCE
    SOURCE July 30, 2019

    Pete is the least funniest in the snl cast ever!

  61. BOUNTY HUNTER418
    BOUNTY HUNTER418 July 30, 2019

    Doctor: every time I look at you i want to climes in that bed and make sweet love to you.

    Chad: Noice! starts leaning bed back

    Doctor: but we can't.

    Chad: Ok * leaning up bed*

    😂😂😂😂😂

  62. roger peet
    roger peet July 31, 2019

    'Chad' should be made into a major motion picture.

  63. Juanita Peters
    Juanita Peters August 1, 2019

    Chad could of been a classic movie in the 90s 😂 right with dumb and dumber

  64. Joey Smith
    Joey Smith August 1, 2019

    Why do people think him saying ok to everything is funny

  65. Chara Belle
    Chara Belle August 2, 2019

    Doctor: I'm a morosexual I'm only attracted to idiots.
    Chad: gets an infection from eating dog shit
    Doctor: taking off her shirt Chad you fucking sexy idiot

  66. Johann killardan
    Johann killardan August 2, 2019

    How is this funny?

  67. Heat Headquarters
    Heat Headquarters August 3, 2019

    Chads vocab

    Ok

  68. God Doesn't Exist
    God Doesn't Exist August 4, 2019

    My neighbor has a dog. Time to introduce myself.

  69. jane haviland
    jane haviland August 7, 2019

    god she’s so hot

  70. economicist2011
    economicist2011 August 9, 2019

    "As a doctor I listen to hearts every day."

    Yeah but you don't seem to give a shit about Chad's stage 2 diastolic hypertension.

  71. Andy Fleischman
    Andy Fleischman August 9, 2019

    Okay

  72. Gaia Chavez
    Gaia Chavez August 9, 2019

    Jessica chasten is gorgeous 😍

  73. Sunny
    Sunny August 11, 2019

    I P E E D

  74. Lexie Mae
    Lexie Mae August 11, 2019

    This is every guy I have ever dated.😂

  75. zircon
    zircon August 11, 2019

    why he got sick?

  76. New Thought
    New Thought August 12, 2019

    This just sums up how fucking dumb some women are.

  77. kaelyn foote
    kaelyn foote August 14, 2019

    I love chad

  78. Carlos Perez
    Carlos Perez August 14, 2019

    Okaaay?

  79. Chino Man
    Chino Man August 15, 2019

    He is a douche

  80. _herokiller.stvin_ YT
    _herokiller.stvin_ YT August 16, 2019

    Dog turd!!!😂😂

  81. J G
    J G August 16, 2019

    It’s the same joke every time but it’s still funny

  82. Sauvik Roy
    Sauvik Roy August 20, 2019

    I hate this guy. What kind of idea of comedy is this? Okay? Really? It's not dumb, it's not good.

  83. Akshay Bhavsar
    Akshay Bhavsar August 20, 2019

    Jesus Christ, Jessica Chastain is incredibly gorgeous.

  84. Tam Nguyen
    Tam Nguyen August 24, 2019

    I think Chad was hospitalized for a wrong reason.

  85. Barry Allen
    Barry Allen August 25, 2019

    I think I just fell in love with Jessica 😂💕

  86. ömer özgür çelik
    ömer özgür çelik August 26, 2019

    Düz adam lol :):)

  87. Scott Beauchene
    Scott Beauchene August 27, 2019

    Not funny

  88. Florin Sekosan
    Florin Sekosan August 29, 2019

    Thanks youtube for making me wait a full year before recommending me this masterpiece

  89. Crimson Raptor67
    Crimson Raptor67 August 30, 2019

    Noiice!!

  90. Killjøy Clique
    Killjøy Clique August 31, 2019

    Just realized this was Jessica Chastain, made me think of if Chad was in IT…

    "We all float down here" "Ok"

    That would be amazing

  91. Brandon Scott Brown
    Brandon Scott Brown September 1, 2019

    NOICE

  92. The Original EB
    The Original EB September 2, 2019

    I’d like to know what kind of pheromones Chad is releasing to attract his male college professor, female doctor, and God knows who else! Lol

  93. H Factor64
    H Factor64 September 2, 2019

    Whats the name of male nurse character at end of skit?

  94. Wes McGee
    Wes McGee September 4, 2019

    Chad tears that stuff up regular.

  95. 845835ab
    845835ab September 5, 2019

    Chad is Pete's actual life.

  96. Hugh Mann
    Hugh Mann September 5, 2019

    lol!!

  97. Mee7am
    Mee7am September 6, 2019

    Ariana grande: wanna break up?
    Pete Davidson: Okay!

  98. Spine Craft
    Spine Craft September 8, 2019

    At the end, when she says, "God, that's sexy," I thought she was going to say, "What a brave man."

  99. Atomicflounder42
    Atomicflounder42 September 9, 2019

    I love the chad character. By far my favorite recurring snl character

  100. Casey 1000
    Casey 1000 September 11, 2019

    I LOVE CHAD! 😍😂

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